Abbba chaaaa!!!!!!

Palletoorullo mukyam ga godavari zillaa lo veedi chivara madhum daggara kani....ramkolu daggara gani kurchoni snehithulu current affairs gurundi debate lu, group discussionlu, batha kanilu chesthuntaru..........alane ikkada idddaru friends east godavari accent lo current affairs gurundi deep ga discuss chesukuntunnaru. Emi discuss chesthunnarante ....nenu cheppadam enduku ...aaa kadha kamamesham ento choodandi mari.........

Vaali gadu: Orey gaali gey neeku ee vishayam telusa?
Gaali gadu: vishayam ento cheppakunda ela telusthundi ra vaali gey...
Vaali gaadu: nuvvu vinara mundu.....neeku bush telusa
Gaali gadu: bush ante chettu podha kada....memu chinnapuudu chaduvukunnam leraaaa
Vaali gadu : ha ha ha........bush ante america president ra
Gaali gadu : busso tusso....matter ento cheppa raaa
Vaali gadu : bush meeda monna iraq lo evaro journalist cheppu visaradanta......daaniki iraq lo baaga oil unna( dabbu) okatanu benz car ichadanta.....thana kuturuni ichchi pelli kooda chestadanta....
Gaali gadu : oreyy bush india eppudu vasthunnadu raaa...
Vaali gadu: athanu eppudu vaste neeku endukura
Gaali gadu: emi ledu ahey .....cheppulu visurudam ani......koteswarudu kooturu ni pelli chesukoni benz car lo tirigidam ani raaaaaaa!!!!!!!


Vaali gadu: nuvvu kaamedy baaga chestav raa.....benz ante gurthu vachindi.......chiranjeevi dialogue vinnava...naaku genji telusu benzi telusu......emi cheppadu raaa.
Gaali gadu: janaalaki otu telusu potu telusu....
Vaali gadu : okka sari chance ivvandi nenu ento choopista antunte chiranjeevi......edupu vachesindi ra
Gaali gadu: ilaage venaka maadiri okka sari chance ivvamani,...... 30 years velesadu cinema ranganni...
Vaali gadu : tammudu pawan kalyan ki yuva rajyam appajeppadu kada......tammudu manchodu ani kooda cheppadu kada ra...
Gaali gadu: aunu ra tammudu thimmanna bava maradi bhakta prahlada.......
Vaali gadu : nuvvu emayina anu gaani......title ...party title....PRAJA RAJYAM...kummesindi ahey
Gaali gadu: inka manchi title cheppana.....ANNA, THAMMUDU, O BUDDA BAVA MARIDHI!!!!!


Vaali gadu: sare kani ninna rama linga raju tv lo vachadu ra
Gaali gadu: Thappi poyadaaa...paari poyadaaa..
Vaali gadu : baada padipoyadu...
Gaali gadu: endukooo ..
Vaali gadu: endukantav entra.... maytas ni kondam anukunte kudaraledu kada......kani aa deal kudirite mari chaala labam vachi undedi ani cheppadu ra.....
Gali gadu: evaraki......raju garikaa....aayana koduku gaarikaa?

Baagundi kadhandi veella sambhashana........okadu eddu ante inkokadu teddu antadu............ilanti discussions enno marennoo.......vallaki maatladekoddhi maatladali anipisthundi. andi......manaki vineykoddhii vinali anipisthundi andi.....aaaaayi !!!!!!!!!!!

A Wednesday

Eppudu laga ee roju kooda gaba gaba tayaru avuthunnanu.....inka 10 minutes undi...office bus dorukuthundo ledo....... office ki daily formals enduko naku ardam kadu..........daniki thodu tie okati malli..... monday and tuesday vaste chiraku deni valla........gangireddhu medalo dolu laga......emayina ante dress code antaru.......200rs fine antaru.......pani chesedi nenaa naa tie naa.......inka ee roju wednessday.....inko 2 days undi weekend ki.....kani inka 5 minutes ney undi office bus ki........

bus stop ki nadichi velte 5 mins ante....kani kastapadi penchuthunna cholestrol ni kariginchadam istam leka auto lo veltunta.........chitikeste auto vastundi antaru.......chitikelu vesi vesi naku neerasam vachindi mastaru......"digulu padaku ra sahodaraa.....durgamma karuninchi pampenayya.....nee bus dorukunu ayya" .......e pata mottam kukatpalli ki vinipinchentha sound tho akkada aagina auto lonundi vasthundi......babuuu auto driverrrr...tvaraga ponivvu brotherrrr......

naa bus stop vachindi.....bus inka vellaledu......lagaan cinema lo varsham kosam eduruchoosthunattu eduru choosthunnaru akkada maa office janam......akkadaki vellagane ammayilu nanne choosthunatu anipinchindi.......entaa anukunna....ohh ee dress lo bagunna ani deepa kooda cheppindi kada ..........choosthunnara leda ani malli choosa......ee sari choosi navvuthunnaru......"vasanthapu navvulu......vaadiponi puvvulu" nenu vintunna radio lo vasthundi ee pata........

inka choosthunnara leda ani atu thiriganu...ee sari abbayilu kooda choosthunaru....edo gusagusalu.......deenine antaru jealosylu .......asooya ........office ki reach ayyam......akkada securty guard nannu check cheyyadam manesi pakkumani navvadu........nannu choosi navvaada?......hmmm ....nenu kuncham munduku velli venkaki thirigi choosa.......sudden ga zip pettukovadam marchipoyana ani choosanu...kani ledu......"Edaney koyyakey....nanne choodakey"......meeru vintunnadi 98.3 radio mirchi.....its hot guru.....

building ki vellanu.....akkada adey look.....juttu duvvukoleda .....bath room ki velli choosa....everything seem to be fine.......but some thing is wrong....."emayindi ee vela....nannu maatram choodakala" ..... pata paduthunnadi ......bathroom lo unna babji gadu ........dont stay tuned...

lunch time ki maa friend okadu.......nuvvu chala sincere ra.....varaniki monday tuesday tie pettukodaniki andaru gola pedate nuvvu wednessday kooda pettukunnav ra.......Tie monday pettukunte dress sense antaru......tuesday kooda pettukunte obedience antaru.....wednessday koodaaaaa petukunte nuisance antaru ra ...............00hhhh appudu ardam ayyindi.......udayam nundi andaru nannu enduku choosthunnara ani......thala duvvukokapoina parledu, pant ki zip pettukoka poyina parledu......kani wednesday tie pettukunnarooooo.........

The 5 Commandments

Wife and Husbands ki vache godavala lo aa okkaridi complete badhyata kadu...its always 50-50. Problem create chesedi wife dani repurcussions barinchedi husband. so Its 50-50.

So to all innocent husbands....these commandments are for you.

Commandment 1:

Rowdy alludu ani maa friend, valla wife ayina Khedi Kodalu kalisi tirupati veldam ani plan chesukuntunnaru. Ela chesukuntunnaro choodandi mari

Rowdy alludu: Tirumala book chesukundam direct kada

Khedi Kodalu: Ledu konark meeda veldam

Rowdy alludu: Konark Tirupati velladu

Khedi kodalu: ledu velthundi, amma cheppindi.

Rowdy alludu: Aunty cheppara...aunty ki evaru chepparu

Khedi kodalu : evaru cheppaledu...

Rowdy alludu: nenu ippude enquiry lo kanukunnanu, railway timetable lo choosanu..Konark tiruapti velladu.

Khedi kodalu: ledu amma cheppindi velthundi anta....

Veedu oka ganta sepu konark velle route, adhi aagey stops, asalu konark eppudu start chesaru, enduku start chesaru, daani puttu poorvotharalu ani cheppadu. antha vinna tarvata

Khedi Kodalu: ledu amma cheppindi..........

Ee argument valana vaalla tirupati prayanam cancel ayipoyindi. So 1st commandment Attagaru always right.

Commandment 2

Maa friend tingu rangadu dinner ki dinini table daggara kurchunnadu. ( candle light dinner andoi) valla wife...

Mrs Tingu rangadu: Ee roju meeku istam ani chepalu pulusu chesanu...

Mr Tingu Rangadu : wow noru ooruthundi tvaraga vaddinchu

Mrs Tingu rangadu: mundu nenu ela unnanu cheppandi....

Mr Tingu rangadu: super, katti , thopu, thurumu....

Mrs Tingu rangadu: Difference emi kanipinchadam leda...

Mr Tingu rangadu: hmm...aaa....uuu...

Mrs Thingu rangadu: Chi...nailpolish color marchanu .......ayina notice cheyyaledu...... I hate you...meeku chepalu pulusu ledu.

So next commandment attention to detail is a must......candle light lo ayina sare, compromise no rey no rey.

Commandment 3

Dasara bullodu ani maa friend early morning 9 ki lechina ventane valla wife ganga manga....

Ganga manga: Good morning

Dasara bullodu: full josh tho good morning dear

Ganga manga: ee roju ento gurthu unda

Maa vadiki tension start ayindi.....pettadu medhaduki metha....ee roju thana B'day na, kalisi cofee thagina day na, valla ammamma vaalla cousin valla chelli b'day na, 1st time hi cheppina roja, 1st time bye cheppina rojaa, thanu choose TV serial anniversary na....emi gurthu ravdam ledu papam

Ganga Manga: meeru marchipoyaru kada...antey ee madhya meeru important days kooda marchipothunnaru.........

Dasara Bullodu: actually....

Ganga Manga: meeku naa meeda istam taggindi......kaneesam ippudu ayina aduguthunnara enti ee roju speciality ani.....

Dasara bullodu: ya cheppu adey adagabothunna....

Ganga manga: nenu adigina tarvata adagadam kadu......

Alaaa papam good morning kasta bad morning ayyindi papam maa vadiki....oh inthaki aa day speciality cheppaledu kada....aa roju maa vadi valla wife valla akka penchukuntunna rendo kukka B'day.

So the next commandment Sharpen your memory power. Mee wife gurundey kadu...valla akkala gurundi and kukkala gurundi kooda full details mee memory lo ready ga undali.

Commandment 4

Monna maa friend chikkadu dorakadu meeting madhyalo undaga vadiki message vachindi vaalla wife osey ramulamma nundi call cheyyava urgent ga maatladali ani. veedu ventane call chesadu.

osey ramulamma Hi.

chikkadu dorakadu: Hi

osey ramulamma: Enti emi cheppav?

chikkadu dorakadu: Nuvve kada edo urgent ga maatladali ani message pettav

osey ramulamma: ante neeku emi ledaa naatho maatladadaniki....

chikkadu dorakadu: ala kadu....

osey ramulamma: anthey le naake maatladali ani untundi eppudu....

chikkadu dorakadu: naa uddesam

osey ramulamma: neeku emi topics undavu naatho maatladataniki....blah blah blah

papam maa vadu oka 30 minutes varaku bali ayipoyadu.....

So our next commandment is Thanu maatladali ani ante mimmalni maatladamani ardam.



Commandment 5

Maa friends mugguru chiranjeevi fans andi. kastapadi evening show ki tickets sampadincharu vallaki valla wives ki.

Couple 1: Mr and Mrs Ramba Rambabu

Ramba: Nenu kuncham laavu ga ayyanu kada...buggalu kooda vachayi
Rambabu: hmm... kuncham..... exercise cheste pothayile..
Ramba: andukena naatho sarigga maatladata ledu ee madhya...cinema ledu emi ledu...


ee vishayam telisii same situation vachina poola rangadu emannado choodandi
Mrs Poola rangadu: nenu kuncham laavu ga ayyanu kada....buggalu kooda vachayi
Mr Poola rangadu: Emi ledu...inka kuncham sannam ga ayyav
Mrs Poola rangadu: ante nijam chepte nenu arustanu anaa..antha gayyali laga kanipisthunnana.....


so deniki solution maa inko friend Mayalodu cheppadu
Mrs Mayalodu: nenu kuncham lavu ga ayyanu kada...buggalu kooda vachayi
Mr Mayalodu: avunu kani ee buggala lo inka bagunnav
so veellu maatrame cinemaki vellaru final ga........


So 5th Commandment is Stay Diplomatic. Noppimpaka thanovvaka thappinchuku thirugu vade danyudu Sumathi.


So above 5 comandments follow avvandi....mee life ni chakka diddu kondi.


PS: ee commandments anni meeku....naaku maatram avasaram ledu...Maa aavida bangaram

College rojulalo....

EAMCET counselling ayindi. nenu Gitam college lo mechanical branch thesukunnanu. Counselling ayina nela, 2 nelalu, 3 nelalu, 4 nelalu enthaki college open kadu. Eppudu college terustara ani CM seat kosam wait chesthunna chandrababu la, hit cinema kosam eduruchoostunna pawan kalyan la tayaru ayyindi naa paristhiti. Daily udayanne lechi " Teestaru maa college ee roju......valle teestaru maa college ee roju" ani paadukune vadini. Final ga aa roju rane vachindi......Nov 10 college start. Appatakinka teliyaledu naku mundu unna 4 years entha madhuramayinavo.....................


College 1st day joining formalities. aa roju college ki bayaladeraru amma, nanna o gaarala koduku ( nenu). College rushikonda lo undi...city ki 15 km outside. andulo 10 kms beach road...kondala meeda road,, pakkane samudram, challa gaali, lovely drive......cut chestey college lo modata adugu pettanu......sumaru 100 acres lo undi college.....1st look lone nachesindi.......love at 1st sight lantidi annamata..........aa roju joining formalities complete chesam..........appude engineer ayipoyinattu amma feeling, nenu cutting..........



Next day classes start.....aa roje tagilindi naku 1st blow............engineering ammayilu chala baguntaru ani oka school of thought......so entho expectations tho class ki vellanu......kani maa class lo ammayilu evaru peddaga bagaleru.......appude naa pakka vadu cheppadu inko school of thought ...........mechanical ammayilu andam ga undaru ani....( aa vishayam telisi kooda enduku join ayyado mari).....anthe appudu tagilani aaaa blow nundi terukodaniki naku 4 years pattindi..........



College eppudu open avuthunda ani 1st years kante 2nd years inka ekkuva wait chestaru..........vallu poyina edadi cheyinchukunna ragging antha ippudu 1st yrs ki cheyyali kada mari...........panchadara smell cheema ela pasigaduthundo ala junior ekkada unna seniors itte pasigadataru.........mari maa face meeda "memu juniors vacham" ani rasi undedo leka "randi.... ragging chesukondi" ani undedo teliyadu kani.........oka range lo aadesukonevaru maa tho....



Oka sari bus stop lo 900K kosam wait chesthundaga seniors vacharu.....arey veedu sumanth laga unnadu kada annaru........inkokadu ledu hrithik la unnadu annadu.....sare bus stop lo unnavallandarini velli "nenu sumanth lo unnana leka hrithik la unnana?" ani adagamannaru......


nenu velli adagadam....daniki kuncham mandi navvadam...mari kontha mandi pichi vadini choosinattu choodatam..........


Paatha cinemala lo hero engineer ani cheppadam kosam thana chetilo oka drafter pettevaru.......so hero bathroom ki vellina oka chetilo chembu inko chetilo drafter pattukoni vellevadu.......ippudu aa drafter gola naku tappaledu.....aa drafter thesukoni road meeda kanipinchina vari anadarini "iam gonna shoot u ....dishum dishum dishum" ani cheyyamani ragging.........


Inka oka roju udayanne lechi naa moham addam lo choosukunna anukunta sagar nagar rooms ki thesukuvelli mari aadukunnaru........bus lo unna juniors andarini sagarnagar daggara digamani order chesaru seniors, evaru digaledu..........nenu tappa.....naa sincerity ki mechukoni vadilestaru anukunna........migatavallaki next day ayipothundi ani manusulo navvukunna.........tarvata telisindi.........entra diga mante digipovadamena...ragging cheyinchu kovali ani antha saradaga unda ani....oka 10 mandi nenu okkadini........cut cheste naatho patalu, dance lu, body buildinglu..........


kani aa tarvata maa seniors anta baga friends ayyaru....books ichevaru...baga help chesevaru.......

Maaku chemistry ki Rk ani oka prof vachevaru...........ayina classki daily 10 minutes late ga vache varu....10 minutes attendance thesukonevaru,.....10 minutes ninna emi cheppukunnam ani discuss chesevaru .........10 minutes repu emi cheppukundam ani........class avvadaniki 10 minutes inka undagane vellipoyevaru....mottaniki ee roju class lo emi cheppukundam ani porapatuna kooda anevaru kadu..........

Inka chemistry lab ki RN garu vachevaru. Seniors kante eeyana ekkuva ragging chesevaru........budhawaram vasthundi ante terror janalaki........lab 1 nundi 3:30 varaku....aayana 1 ki attendance start chesevaru.....peru peruna manishiki 15 mins chappuna thittukunta chivaraki 3:30 varaku attendance maatrame thesukonevaru........hammayya 3:30 ayipoyindi lab cheyyakundane vellipovachu ani anukuntundaga appudu start cheyinchevaru lab lo practicals.....eve 5, 5:30 entha varaku ayina undachu.....

Maku CPNT ki SN garu vache varu. Aayina oka sari board meeda pedda program rasaru C language lo.....rasina tarvata "what is the output of this program" ani garvam ga adigaru.........last bench nundi 3 kurrallu ERROR ani aricharu.....anthe aayina oorukuntara ayinaki vachi rani english lo "BOTH of you THREE get out " annaru...anthe mottaniki iddaru vellala bayataki mugguru vellalo teliyaka krungi krisunchipoyaru vaallu papam. Appatinundi SN garu C programs thone kadu English maatalatho champestaru ani caption pettam ayyanaki.



Maatho vaariniki oka roju kooli pani cheyinchevaru....danike english lo mudduga workshop ani peru pettaru........andulo carpentary, filing, tinsmithy....avi engineering lo enduku cheyistaro ippataki ardam kaledu naku............oka vela vallu cheppe chaduvu ki udyogam rakapote atleast ivi chesukoni batikestaru ani kabolu......ee kooli pani cheyyalsina roju khakhi battalu okati malli.......RTC bus lo meeru observe chesaro ledo kani kuncham mandi khakhi battala tho prayanistaru...vallu RTC staff, vallu ticket konaru...vallaki free.......so memu kooda khakhi battalu vesukunnappudu conducter maa daggaraki vaste STAFF ane vallam.......maa daggara bus pass lo undevi anukondi......



Inka 1st yr chivaraki vache time ki class lo andaru baga friends ayyaru....regular ga cricket aadadam, rushikonda beach lo swimming lu , cinemalu, shikarlu...............inka memu cinemaki velladam ante mottam 30 mandi daka velle vallam.........memu cinemaki vasthunnam ani teluste cinema theatre owners shirt vippi ganguly la dance lu chese vallu........



Cinemalu, shikarlu.........
saradalu, santhoshalu........
teasing lu, ragginglu...........
regular ga aadey cricket matchlu..........
appudappudu class lo cheppe patalu.........
enno madhuraanubhutulu......
maruvalemu maa college rojulu......