The 5 Commandments

Wife and Husbands ki vache godavala lo aa okkaridi complete badhyata kadu...its always 50-50. Problem create chesedi wife dani repurcussions barinchedi husband. so Its 50-50.

So to all innocent husbands....these commandments are for you.

Commandment 1:

Rowdy alludu ani maa friend, valla wife ayina Khedi Kodalu kalisi tirupati veldam ani plan chesukuntunnaru. Ela chesukuntunnaro choodandi mari

Rowdy alludu: Tirumala book chesukundam direct kada

Khedi Kodalu: Ledu konark meeda veldam

Rowdy alludu: Konark Tirupati velladu

Khedi kodalu: ledu velthundi, amma cheppindi.

Rowdy alludu: Aunty cheppara...aunty ki evaru chepparu

Khedi kodalu : evaru cheppaledu...

Rowdy alludu: nenu ippude enquiry lo kanukunnanu, railway timetable lo choosanu..Konark tiruapti velladu.

Khedi kodalu: ledu amma cheppindi velthundi anta....

Veedu oka ganta sepu konark velle route, adhi aagey stops, asalu konark eppudu start chesaru, enduku start chesaru, daani puttu poorvotharalu ani cheppadu. antha vinna tarvata

Khedi Kodalu: ledu amma cheppindi..........

Ee argument valana vaalla tirupati prayanam cancel ayipoyindi. So 1st commandment Attagaru always right.

Commandment 2

Maa friend tingu rangadu dinner ki dinini table daggara kurchunnadu. ( candle light dinner andoi) valla wife...

Mrs Tingu rangadu: Ee roju meeku istam ani chepalu pulusu chesanu...

Mr Tingu Rangadu : wow noru ooruthundi tvaraga vaddinchu

Mrs Tingu rangadu: mundu nenu ela unnanu cheppandi....

Mr Tingu rangadu: super, katti , thopu, thurumu....

Mrs Tingu rangadu: Difference emi kanipinchadam leda...

Mr Tingu rangadu: hmm...aaa....uuu...

Mrs Thingu rangadu: Chi...nailpolish color marchanu .......ayina notice cheyyaledu...... I hate you...meeku chepalu pulusu ledu.

So next commandment attention to detail is a must......candle light lo ayina sare, compromise no rey no rey.

Commandment 3

Dasara bullodu ani maa friend early morning 9 ki lechina ventane valla wife ganga manga....

Ganga manga: Good morning

Dasara bullodu: full josh tho good morning dear

Ganga manga: ee roju ento gurthu unda

Maa vadiki tension start ayindi.....pettadu medhaduki metha....ee roju thana B'day na, kalisi cofee thagina day na, valla ammamma vaalla cousin valla chelli b'day na, 1st time hi cheppina roja, 1st time bye cheppina rojaa, thanu choose TV serial anniversary na....emi gurthu ravdam ledu papam

Ganga Manga: meeru marchipoyaru kada...antey ee madhya meeru important days kooda marchipothunnaru.........

Dasara Bullodu: actually....

Ganga Manga: meeku naa meeda istam taggindi......kaneesam ippudu ayina aduguthunnara enti ee roju speciality ani.....

Dasara bullodu: ya cheppu adey adagabothunna....

Ganga manga: nenu adigina tarvata adagadam kadu......

Alaaa papam good morning kasta bad morning ayyindi papam maa vadiki....oh inthaki aa day speciality cheppaledu kada....aa roju maa vadi valla wife valla akka penchukuntunna rendo kukka B'day.

So the next commandment Sharpen your memory power. Mee wife gurundey kadu...valla akkala gurundi and kukkala gurundi kooda full details mee memory lo ready ga undali.

Commandment 4

Monna maa friend chikkadu dorakadu meeting madhyalo undaga vadiki message vachindi vaalla wife osey ramulamma nundi call cheyyava urgent ga maatladali ani. veedu ventane call chesadu.

osey ramulamma Hi.

chikkadu dorakadu: Hi

osey ramulamma: Enti emi cheppav?

chikkadu dorakadu: Nuvve kada edo urgent ga maatladali ani message pettav

osey ramulamma: ante neeku emi ledaa naatho maatladadaniki....

chikkadu dorakadu: ala kadu....

osey ramulamma: anthey le naake maatladali ani untundi eppudu....

chikkadu dorakadu: naa uddesam

osey ramulamma: neeku emi topics undavu naatho maatladataniki....blah blah blah

papam maa vadu oka 30 minutes varaku bali ayipoyadu.....

So our next commandment is Thanu maatladali ani ante mimmalni maatladamani ardam.



Commandment 5

Maa friends mugguru chiranjeevi fans andi. kastapadi evening show ki tickets sampadincharu vallaki valla wives ki.

Couple 1: Mr and Mrs Ramba Rambabu

Ramba: Nenu kuncham laavu ga ayyanu kada...buggalu kooda vachayi
Rambabu: hmm... kuncham..... exercise cheste pothayile..
Ramba: andukena naatho sarigga maatladata ledu ee madhya...cinema ledu emi ledu...


ee vishayam telisii same situation vachina poola rangadu emannado choodandi
Mrs Poola rangadu: nenu kuncham laavu ga ayyanu kada....buggalu kooda vachayi
Mr Poola rangadu: Emi ledu...inka kuncham sannam ga ayyav
Mrs Poola rangadu: ante nijam chepte nenu arustanu anaa..antha gayyali laga kanipisthunnana.....


so deniki solution maa inko friend Mayalodu cheppadu
Mrs Mayalodu: nenu kuncham lavu ga ayyanu kada...buggalu kooda vachayi
Mr Mayalodu: avunu kani ee buggala lo inka bagunnav
so veellu maatrame cinemaki vellaru final ga........


So 5th Commandment is Stay Diplomatic. Noppimpaka thanovvaka thappinchuku thirugu vade danyudu Sumathi.


So above 5 comandments follow avvandi....mee life ni chakka diddu kondi.


PS: ee commandments anni meeku....naaku maatram avasaram ledu...Maa aavida bangaram